As the world's first (and as far as I know only) .NET Sex Symbol, I think it is
important that I have a theme song that all of my adoring fans and more
importantly groupies, can sing. So, borrowing the lyrics from one of the
greatest songs of all time, I present to you Right Said Fred's "
I'm Too
Sexy"...
I’m too sexy for my code, too sexy for my code
Love’s going to leave me
I’m too sexy for Java too sexy for Java
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too
sexy for JBoss too sexy for JBoss
Perl Pascal and Python
And I’m too
sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing
I’m a coder you know what I mean
And I tap my little keys on the keyboard
Yeah on the keyboard on the keyboard yeah
I tap my little keys on the
keyboard
I’m too sexy for foobar too sexy for foobar
Too sexy by far
And I’m
too sexy for Red Hat
Too sexy for Red Hat what do you think about that
I’m a coder you know what I mean
And I tap my little keys on the keyboard
Yeah on the keyboard on the keyboard yeah
I shake my little touche on
the keyboard
I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
‘Cos I’m a coder you know what I mean
And I tap my little keys on the
keyboard
Yeah on the keyboard yeah on the keyboard yeah
I shake my
little touche on the keyboard
I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my code too sexy for my code
Love’s going to leave me
And I’m too sexy for this song