the official Microsoft .NET Sex Symbol. After a complete search of the entire Internet via the Oracle known as Google, I can find no other entity that claims this title.
I have unofficially called myself a .NET Sex Symbol since .NET was in beta ohhhh so many years ago. Well, I now claim the title of "The .NET Sex Symbol" since it has gone unclaimed and I figure I need a little extra motivation as I head back into the gym this winter after a near 4 month and 10 pound haitus from working out.
Feel free to refer to me as the .NET Sex Symbol from now on, and remember, "I am too sexy for this code."